Funny Sayings


Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings Gallery

 
“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”

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